SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
when the dumbest girl on facebook ‘wants someone to have intellectual conversations with’
about what? whether you should get highlights or not?
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
dont actually work out at the gym, youre getting your money’s worth with all the instagram pics of you standing in the mirror and signing your membership
im sweating just watching that workout