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I grazed the plane of beauty and light,
then fumbled and rolled
back into my parasitic hell

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
Anonymous: "The PMS is strong with you. LOL."

shessofuckedinthehead:

im extremely sensitive to my body changes, ovulation and pms are two really extreme hormone surges in the body, its not unusual to even experience actual clumsiness right before u menstruate, the shift is that real

u might say i feel a disturbance in the force

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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